Poetry – Misinterpretations by E. L. Taylor III

Misinterpretations by E.L. Taylor III

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What did you just say?

He wants to save up for his first mouse

No, he meant house

He wants a new wife

No, he meant life

She wants to stop blinking

No, she meant drinking

She is so pregnant

No, she meant adolescent

He thinks you are so ugly

No, he meant snugly

She needs to purchase some new c*ck

No, she meant stock

Damn you auto-correct!

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